- We need. = I want.
- It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
- Do what you want? = You'll pay for this later!
- We need to talk. = I need to complain
- Sure... go ahead. = I don't want you to.
- I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you retard.
- You're look very manly. = You need a shave and you smell.
- You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = It's my period.
- Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I feel fat.
- This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new apartment.
- I want new curtains... = and carpeting, and furniture,and wallpaper.....
- I need wedding shoes. = the other 40 pairs are the wrongshade of white
- Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
- I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
- Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
- How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
- I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
- Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
- You have to learn to communicate. = You have to learn to agree with me.
- Are you listening to me!? = (When you hear this it's too late. You're dead!)
- Yes. = No.
- No. = No.
- Maybe. = No.
- I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
- I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm yelling, because this is important.
In answer to "What's wrong?"
- The same old thing. = You.